The acolyte's jokes of the week V *Updated!

Thanks to James for link to these funnies!

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After a very long and boring sermon the parishoners filed out of the church saying nothing to the Vicar. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons."Gary, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God!" gary was thrilled. "No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why." "Well - it reminded me of the Peace of God because it passed all understanding and the Love of God because it endured forever!"

A man was beaten up by robbers on a road to London. He lay there, half dead and in bad shape. A Vicar came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. Next, a monk came by but also walked quickly on the other side. Finally, a social worker came along, looked at the man and said "Whoever did this needs help!"

 What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?.... Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason

 God said to Adam, "I am going to make you a helper, a companion. What would you like your companion to be like?" Adam replied, "Well I want someone that is humorous, witty, intelligent, compassionate, caring, loving, trusting, polite, generous and beautiful." God paused a moment after Adam's wish list and told Adam that a companion like that 'would cost him an arm and a leg.' Adam seemed a little dejected and then brightly replied: "What can I get for a Rib?"

How many Polygamous Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it

*Children, if you've got a funny joke, tell James' dad after the service in Church ... it could appear here!

When	Jun 29, 2012 from 07:00 pm to 09:00 pm
Where	St Peter's Church, Pontardawe
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